Corporate Language

By on December 1, 2008 in Misc
Sentence
Meaning
We will do it You will do it
You have done a great job More work to be given to you
We are working on it We have not yet started working on the same
Tomorrow first thing in the morning Its not getting done… At least not tomorrow !
After discussion we will decide – I am very open to views I have already decided, I will tell you what to do
There was a slight miscommunication We had actually lied
Lets call a meeting and discuss I have no time now, will talk later
We can always do it We actually cannot do the same on time
We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.
We had slight differences of opinion We had actually fought
Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can help you Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me
You should have told me earlier Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!
We need to find out the real reason Well I will tell you where your fault is
Well… family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected Well you know…
We are a team I am not the only one to be blamed
That’s actually a good question I do not know anything about it
All the Best You are in trouble